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Dry Skin Monster

2007-03-10T17:06:00.000-08:00

I have really dry skin. You know that commercial with the alligator walking around? Well... that's really just me crawling around; at least that's how it went in my nightmare last night. I have tried so many different types of moisturizers but the chemicals just don't seem to make my skin feel beautiful. My girl friend lent me her excelen skin cream and this natural product just blew everything I have tried out of the water. This sexy natural product is the only one I will use EVER!

Get a Cosmetic Clue

2006-11-14T18:42:00.000-08:00

There are so any girls out there that walk around with pounds upon pounds of makeup on their icky faces. Ugh. Someone needs to slap those b*tches in the face and during this onslaught of slapping, wipe off layers of cosmetics. The girly magazines say all throughout of the proper usage of makeup... these girls need to get a clue.

Lipstick Letters

2006-11-02T20:14:00.000-08:00

Lately I have been leaving my calling card in my girlfriends dorm rooms. I have been using my lipstick (the lipstick I don't wear anymore) to write on thier mirrors. HAHA. I make sure not to use makeup that I like when I vandalize :-)

I stilll wear lipstick... it seems as though I'm using it for other forms of art; like mirror painting. Good fun.

Nail Polish

2006-10-20T06:37:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I like to experiment with my nail polish. I really like getting creative and drawing little things like flowers. I think I’ve gotten pretty good at it. Is it too childish for a gal in her mid twenties to have flowers on her nails? Is that not fashionable? I don’t want to grow up. I’m a toys r us kid.

red lipstick and red lights

2006-09-26T20:47:00.000-07:00

ok. so I got in an argument with my boyfriend the other day and I need some women to help me win. How many of you put on your lipstick at the stop light? I DO I DO!

I think it's something that ever woman does. My boyfriend seems to think that I'm just a weirdo and doesn't know how to drive the car. Well, he's skating on thin ice.

What else am I going to do at the light? Should I just twiddle my thumbs?!?! NO! I believe that any woman that puts on makeup at the light is a woman of "opportunity".

Don't waste your time ladies! Apply lipstick whenever necessary.

I LOVE lipstick

2006-09-26T20:36:00.000-07:00

my favorite shade of lipstick is black. No, I'm not a gothic girl or someone who is obsessed with bugs and dead things. I just love black lipstick. Ok I do enjoy the Rocky Horror Picture Show and dressing up in leather occasionally... but that's only a part time thing. If I could wear black lipstick all the time I WOULD!

I work in a bank so I don't think black is appropriate. Sometimes I have fantasies of kissing the cute guy I work with in the back office with black makeup all over his body. hmmmmmm........

am I strange for having this semi-vampire-esque thought? I swear I'm normal.